Swagger Jacker Series #2: Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne what in the hell were you thinking?! Do you really think that no one would ever figure out that you not only still lines from artist but you actually still the whole verse?! Yes I just basically stated he is a SWAGGER JACKER!!!! He does not only look at hip-hop sources for his lines, such as Notorious B.I.G. or Jay-Z!!! But he steals from R&B senstations, Aaliyah and Musiq SoulChild!!!! Come on Lil Wayne get a grip.

What do you think?!

OH.EM.GEE The Pussycat Dolls has Little Sisters!!!

Heyyyyy!!!! When did the pop group, Pussycat Dolls get little sisters!!! That's right I said it "When did the Pussycat Dolls adopt miniature cats?!" Yupperz they look just like the product of the Pussycat Dolls! I wonder if they passed their clothes down too!!! Why couldn't the girls of the new pop group have their own identity?!

(from left to right: Natalie, Chrystina, Nichole, and Tiffanie)

With out further or do, Welcome Girlicious to the Pussycat Doll family!!! Meow!!! LMAO! This pop sensation girl group was found on the show Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious. And what do you know to our surprise their group name remained the same!!!! These recording artist has released two music videos "Baby Doll" and "Like Me"

Check out their videos:

Girlicious "Baby Doll":

http://www.girliciousmusic.com/player/default.aspx?mid=3259

Girlicious "Like Me":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRKgthYRn5E

Hold up wait a minute!!! Oh no ma'am!!! Come to think of it how is the Pussycat Dolls going to come out with a girl group after the disappearing act they pulled when none other, ASIA NITOLLANO!!!! They must have thought we had forgotten about the 2007 winner of Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For the Next Doll. It sure do seem like the Pussycat Dolls do a lot of PRESENTING..well will they present us with something that doesn't flop?! Now we know that ASIA tried to pursue her single career...but who wouldn't you never seen Asia perform with PCD!!!

Find Some Money to Bail Madea Out of Jail in "Madea Goes to Jail"

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU...FEBRUARY 20, 2009!!!!!

Trailer of Madea Goes to Jail:



Oh lawd a mercy...Kelly Clarkson...Eddie Murphy!!!!! Did I say it right B.Scott?! How they gonna take Madea away and put her in Jail?! She is what makes PDSC strong when we are dealing with these MALES out here in the REAL WORLD!!!. She is the ORIGINATOR of where the playing of "Grit Ball" comes from. Or when a man doesn't do right and we have to cut the furniture in half and ask ourselves "which half would do you want do you want this half or that half?" LMFAO Oh lawd and what about if someone comes up against the CliQue and we have to show them our "Madea Purse." We need Madea to stay around to give the sisters of PDSC some guidance. So today we are starting the BAIL MADEA OUT OF JAIL FUND!!!! LMAO



Oh and for those who don't know what "GritBall" is watch closely for the instructions:







And if you think thats bad watch how it is put in to effect:

Swagger Jacker Series #1: Rihanna

Once there was a girl named FeFe Dobson, who had many hit singles out and made a name for herself, but when she disappeared from the spotlight, a new face came and stole her throne!!! You must be wondering who is this THIEF or might we say SWAGGER JACKER!!!! It's none other than r&b sensation, Rihanna, who is signed with Def Jam Records and was discovered by Jay-Z. Rihanna or might we say "RiRi" wannabe "FeFe" developed a good name for herself. She illustrated her self as this sweet innocent native from Barbados that released THREE albums. But the thing is her "camp" thought she needed a new look to appeal to different types of people. So Rihanna's "Good Girl Gone Bad" CD release showed her how bad she is by SWAGGER JACKING FeFe's style. I mean don't get us wrong Rihanna did have the #1 album in the country to show off her new look. But little did AMERICA know is that RIHANNA SWAGGER JACKED one of the most known female artist in the POP WORLD HISTORY, none other than Miss FeFe Dobson!!!!! Rihanna has no style of her own and of course she doesn't dress herself. But the thing is she manages to get paid to dress and sing her great song, UMBRELLA, everywhere she goes!!! She needs to use the UMBRELLA to hide all the SWAGGER JACKING she possess. LMAO!!!!! See what you did Rihanna?! How is FeFe Dobson going to come back out with the same image?! Another star that is just a made up figure!! Below is the video from YouTube to illustrate Rihanna's Swagger Jackering ways!!! LMAO!!!!

What's your take on this issue?!

Chris Brown and Rihanna Thinks They can Pull a Fast One

Check out this YouTube Video on How Chris Brown and Rihanna Planned to Meet in a Store. Take a look:







Uh uh oh no ma'am, do Chris Brown and Rihanna really believe that we think they just happened to go to the same store at the same time?! Uh Uh don't do that!!!!! LMAO!!! "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while good to see you can't believe we are in the store at the same time," Chris Brown blurts out to Rihanna while looking at her salaciously. "Ha Ha Ha...good to see you too Chris," Rihanna says while hitting Chris Brown in a flirting manner. HELL NO!!!!! We know yall planned it to happen that way coming from different directions...LMAO...YALL AIN'T SLICK!!!! Lets face reality Chris and Rihanna THE WHOLE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND BARBADOS KNOWS YALL TALK!!!! LMAO


Here is a video on what really happened in the store that day:

Do we see the Next Upcoming Chris Brown or Bow Wow?!

Lets take a walk down memory lane with some of the young male artist coming up:

Lil Bow Wow ft. Snoop Dogg "What's My Name"



Or Chris Brown ft. T-Pain "Kiss Kiss"

Music Video:
Kiss Kiss Ft T-Pain by (Chris Brown)

Music Video Code by Video Code Zone

But that's not all!!!!! Check out what CBE Records has just produced:

Scooter Smiff ft. Chris Brown "Head of my Class"



Not only does Chris Brown uses his dancers to krumpt dance alongside him he hands them record deals too!!!! Well PDSC sisters I think we need to get in line to land us a deal too!!!! Scooter Smiff, formerly known as one of Chris Brown's back up dancers is now the newest member of CBE Records (Chris Brown Entertainment Records). But the question still remains who has inspired the look of this young new rap artist?! It seems as if Chris Brown or Bow Wow has inspired the look!!!! Is it Chris Brown's swag or Bow Wow's hairstyle that captures the image?! Oh what the hell why don't we just name him.......Chris Wow or Bow Brown?! It captures both R&B and Hip-Hop artist very well. Whats your take on the issue?

Scooter Smiff's Official Website:
http://www.scootersmiff.com/

One Bad Lovemuffin: Who else?! B.Scott

"HEEEEEEYYYYYYY LoveMuffins....its B.SCCOOOTTTT..Ight,Ight, Ight, Ight." Yea that's right we said it. This splendiferously divine person, B.Scott, is one "BAD LoVeMuFfIn." And don't get our words twisted it is not meant in a bad way. PDSC is loving the words of B.Scott and tunes in on his blog and YouTube videos all the time!!!!! WE LOVE YOU B.SCOTT. This LoVeMuFfIn tells the truth and one of the REALEST people we have seen in a LONG time!!!! It could be B.Scott's bright and humorous personality, humble soul, or the "WARDROBE" he rocks. Or is it the colorful language he uses to talk about celebrity entertainment, fashion, music, and nightlife.

We AH-DORE B.SCOTT so much we have added his LINGO to our vocabulary. If a boy is missing a tooth and isn't something we want to pursue we tell that boy "Uh uh you can't have my DEBBIES"...LMAO. Or if we preaching to each other on topics, such as relationships, what do we say ladies?! "LOVEMUFFINS GET INTO THIS!!!!" How about when PDSC departs from each other we not only hug each other but say, "Double Kisses...Muah Muah!!!!" Or how about when we see that "Gutter Butt Trollop" walking down the street and we say " Oh no ma'am"...LMFAO!!!! And please don't let a fight jump off and end our night of partying in the club not only will we shoot the club up....LMAO...we will all chant in unison "Oh lawd a mercy...Kelly Clarkson...Eddie Murphy!!!"

WE LOVE YOU B.SCOTT!!!!!

Remember to check his website out at http://www.lovebscott.com/ to receive all the juicy news about celebs or http://www.youtube.com/user/LoveBScott to watch his comical videos!!!!

PDSC's PhOtO TiMe!!!!!

The Inspiration Story of PDSC

One day chilling and bored as hell in our apartment we decided to search through the watch-movies.net website to see what could have been the best movie to keep us entertained. Scrolling down the list of comedies "The Clique" stood out oh so vividly. So hey, what can we say, we watched it. There was nothing else exciting to watch, so why not watch a movie about a group of girls that stands out in their school?! So like I stated in an earlier blog, thanks Tyra Banks for being our inspiration!!! The moment you all been waiting for, its time to meet the girls of PDSC!!! Pretty Damn Sexy Committee duhhhhh!!!!

Pretty Damn Sexy Committee----------------------------------------------------------------

Tyra a.k.a. Tye the Diva One

"A diva is a female version of a hustler," the words of former R&B sensation, Beyonce Knowles. Yup thats Tye the Diva One!!!!She has it all Beauty and Brains!!!! What more could you ask for?! Not only that she is an Independent Woman getting things done herself. Oh and her OUT is Dunkin Donuts and her IN is her STARBUCKS where she drinks her Venti White Chocolate Mocha. Not only is she a DiVa she takes on another alter ego like Beyonce, and it isn't "SashaFierce!!!!!!" Lets think of it as being "tyecrazy!!!" Don't take her beauty and brains for granted, because even though she is quiet, she can be one of the most deadliest divas there is if you push the wrong button. "Double Kisses...Muah Muah" Luv ya!!!!!

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Jenell a.k.a. Lil MaMa

How Lil MaMa got her groove back??!!!! Lil MaMa is considered to be the grandma of the group. Hey to be a grandma, honey surely do wear some of the sexiest clothing with her short shorts and stiletto shoes. Get it Lil MaMa!!!! LMAO!!! Not only does she tell us what to do and how to do it, she still has time to be wit her man to get her groove back!!!!!

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Tiffany a.k.a. TT the Mysterious One

Lady in the Street BUT a Freak in the Bed...word from Usher that describe TT The Mysterious One herself....TT is the biggest representative of PDSC as Miss Sophomore soon to be Miss Junior, which she does well, but litte do people know shes really nothing like what you see. She loves to have fun and make people laugh, but mostly she likes to get it poppin!!! But forreal TT is the one we can always count on for a good laugh, especially when it comes to doin SINGLE LADIES..she swear she SASHA FIERCE but shes far from it!!! LOL!!! Shes always there for a good talk and keeps it nothing but REAL!!! LOVE YOUR GIRL AND THANKS FOR CREATING THIS BLOG, which will go down in history!!!!

~written by: Liz the LoveSick One~
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Ceporah a.k.a. Porah the Nigga

Above all Porah is that Nigga!!!! LMAO! She is a girl who keeps it real no matter what while acting out in her niggerish ways. Through those niggerish ways she trys to be the hardest, but she really is the softy. Porah is the loud mouth all mighty out of PSDC. Not only is she a loud mouth she is one of those girls who gives relationship advice, but don't have a MAN and is AFRAID of the word LoVe!!!! LMAO!!! Luv ya girl!! She says she is always dress to kill. Her slogan she lives by is and will always remain "Fuck Niggas, Fuck School, Get Money!!!!!"

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Jasmine a.k.a. Jazzy the Ghetto One

Inspired by ATL, Miss Ghetto Ghetto and she wanna have a twin!!! Luv ya girl!!!! LMAO!!! Jazzy is the Ghetto-Fab of us all!!! She is the one who is always YELLIN!!! Oh and I beg of you not to get on the topic of relationships and cheating because you will go DEFINITELY regret all the SCREAMING that will ripple about!!! And girls never look at Jazzy the Ghetto One funny because not only will she yell at you but she will snap her neck back, snap her fingers, stomp her feet, and say "Oh no she didn't." Girl but "yes she did!!!!" LMAO

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Elizabeth a.k.a. Liz the LoveSick One

"I'm slowly falling out of love with you," the words of Keyshia Cole in her song, Fallin' Out. Yup thats my girl Liz the LoveSick One!!! She is always being sick and tired of LOVE and can't take it anymore that it makes her what....SICK. Oh and please couples don't walk down the street holding hands because she is sure to say "Fuck Love," and make a "fake cry" making you want to question your love life. LMAO!!!!! Luv ya girl!!!! Oh and when she does and even if she ever falls in LOVE boys beware not to mess up because she taught her PDSC sisters well on how to play "Slip and Slide" or GritBall."Besides her Loveless ways Liz is like the Oprah or the Dr. Love of the group. She is always there for PDSC when we need her the most giving us advice and answering our text messages!!!!!!!!
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Felicia a.k.a. FeFe the Rude One

"What chu looking at?" she said with a contorted face. Yea that's FeFe the Rude One!!! Don't think she won't carry you like she carry her handbags in her hand. Even though shes not around, when you are in her presence, oh trust me you will know!!! FeFe the Rude One's attitude is unchangeable and will never change!! So don't think you can change it not even her man "Big Mike" can that she trys to carry, but in all actuality her little ass gets carried!!!! LMAO!!!! Luv ya girl!!!!!




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So there you have it you just met the members of PDSC...PRETTY DAMN SEXY COMMITTEE!!!!!!! You have The Diva, Lil MaMa, The Mysterious, The Nigga, The Ghetto, The Heartless, and The Rude. So don't forget to check our blog out for the lastest theories, news, state of the unions, and boy advice. DON'T FORGET TO WRITE US WE LOVE TO ANSWER!!!!

State of the Union (December 2008)

State of the Union
As of December 2008, what are some of the ins and outs?!

IN

Pizza Mart

UGG

Juicy Couture


Out

Stokos

Timberlands

CLAIRES!!!!

The Eye Opener

Giving thanks to Tyra Banks, executive producer of The Clique, she has created a eye opener as no other. For those who doesn't know what The Clique is about let me reintroduce it to you!!! When new girl Claire Lyons moves to Westchester from Orlando, she immediately finds out that fitting in is going be a lot harder than she thought it would be. exactly Claire isn’t rich girl with designer duds and expensive shoes or handbags…but unfortunately, every other girl at the prestegious Octavian County Day School is. What’s worse is that Massie Block, the most popular girl at OCD is out to make Claire’s life miserable…and it doesn’t help that Claire is living in her guest house. Massie and her friends Alicia Rivera, Kristen Gregory, and Dylan Marvil, will do whatever it takes to destroy Claire. What they don’t realize, however, is that Claire won’t take all their tormenting lying down, and when she finally has enough, Massie just might lose her throne at OCD.

Oh geez its funny how I can introduce the movie, but who am i and what is my purpose? On that note I am Tiffany a.k.a TT the Mysterious One, the newest member of P.D.S.C. I love long walks in the park, chilling in the lovely palace for a queen....MY ApArTmEnt!!! I love to shop, shop, and more shop. OH.EM.GEE i double dog heart UGG boots!!!!

Enough about me there is plenty to go around!!! But the question still remains the same. How did P.D.S.C. start? And who are the other girls of this cLiQue? Lets meet the cLiQue.... (stay tuned for the next blog)

Oh yea and for those who dont know what that stands for its Pretty Damn Sexy Committee!!!! Live it, Learn it, and Love it!!!!

Official Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kskgkd-JsyA

Official Website:

http://thecliquemovie.com/index.php